As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
Why hasn’t she been arrested for public nudity, sex acts in public, and all the upgrades for committing these crimes in front of minor children?
Is this an SNL skit?
Is she divorced yet? Don’t Christians frown on adultery too?
You can take a woman out of a trailer, but not a trailer out of a woman.
Come on, give them a break. They spent all day getting that trailer in there.
Or the cock out of her hand in the particular situation!
A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)
You can take the trailer out of the trash, but you can’t take the trash out of the trailer.
A girl with an IQ over 70 gave him a hard on.
I’m old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
But Peewee was in a place where children are not allowed and the women were being paid to take off their clothes
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different. Guy went from being the darling of every parent and the media to ostracized and no career for decades. It was rather unjust.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different.
Yup. His career was fucked for less than this.
Basically for doing what a porn theater is FOR. #PeeWeeDidNothingWrong
Paul Reubens
People loved him. I don’t think anyone loves her.
And yet she will experience fewer consequences than he did.
Don’t forget, people. It’s always projection with conservatives. Next time you hear one scream about pedos, might as well start looking at their hard drives :)
do you guys not have an idiom for that?
in Hungarian we have (literally translated) : How one lives, thus they judge.
At Beetlejuice the Musical
Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.
Yeah but I’m sexually inappropriate for existing according to her
Every update to this story brings more WTF.
Just imagine the outrage and slandering of entire demographics that would be going on if there were a gay couple instead, or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
Just something to think about when you see your ‘christian’ republican relatives play this down
So…were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
It’s a good thing she isn’t gay! Otherwise fondling someone’s genitals in public around kids would have been a bad thing instead of a good thing.
So. Uhm.
Groping and giving a handy in public seems to be illegal in Colorado. And probably sufficient to land her on the sexual offenders list.
Nothing is going to happen to her. She’s a Republican.
She’s an official in a place of power, so she won’t be charged. And since she’s a republican, her constituents and colleagues well almost certainly defend this disgusting behavior.
Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
