if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

If you like true crime:

• Truly Criminal
• Dark Curiosities

Crime Beat is good too, but that’s a TV channel uploading their stuff as opposed to a grassroots YTer. Not sure if that matters to you.

They made the FART lady get a new plate after someone complained

Aww man! I tell you whut, whoever complained deserves to get farted and sharted on.

At least it’s not a waffle

Carney folds like a cheap ass suit

Lmao! I had this image of him disappearing like Obi Wan, except instead of Jedi robes falling to the ground, it’s a cheap suit.

Only fans.

Make some egg-in-the-baskets that disintegrate immediately because the cutouts are too big 😏

I honestly to goodness can’t think of the last time I heard Trump drop an F bomb.

I got some O’Reilly vibes too.

Dooooooooooooom!

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

Relevant Dave Chappelle

Senchaaa. Love this boi!

You seen Aliens?

Glad to know there’s a new slicin’ and dicin’ vibe to the COVID strains!

“Hell is other people”, so I’m guessing we’re on the inside.

Japanese pussy … cat 😏