Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.

Kind of gay.

Also note that a pregnant woman has two brains, so they can work twice as fast!

Green bacon.

Why did I read your username as “wizard_poop” ?

Funniest story so far!

It was the chicken that asked the why?

Sexy books?

Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

A very small number one.

Lol, is this to fend off the evil eye?

To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

Happy possum

Signal? Dude, I don’t want nonstop getting updates about the war plans of the Trump administration ;-)

Ah yes, Milkshake.

Haha.

If only.

“Not the Onion”

Only if you’re out of toilet paper.

It was so busy, thought it was Thursday.