A good 20% of my weekly workload is writing summaries of reports that I know nobody reads.

I haven’t had a raise in years. They say there no room in the budget but won’t entertain any solutions that cut costs.

So I gave myself a raise while I’m looking for other opportunities.

Mine is not a usual situation. I don’t recommend LLMs for work that matters in the least. I’m just killing some mindless busywork while people wonder why my brain hasn’t melted from it yet.

At last… 👨‍🔬

Ass worship 🧪

My Bethesda rant goes something like this: “they think the ideal video game is when you can treat everything like action figures, make anything happen in any combination just to see it happen, bash em together, pull them apart, make them kiss, make them join every team and do every thing, do whatever you want, and then fuck off because it never meant anything”.

Somehow Palpatine returned

This makes me incredibly happy, I wish I had made that connection

Oh cool I didn’t know this was an international thing, I thought my Seattle shit was weird. Nice

I now bestow my highest honour to this meme

forwards to my really busy best friend

Oh globbit…

I found this during COVID and now my 7 year old has seen most of the series.

Settle down there Krueger

Apparently hurt people also disappoint people

Ping: emailing someone

Revert: emailing someone

[Topic] came up on diary: I’m emailing someone

Signs you work in a bullshit email job.

I think it’s just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.

*only works on phrenologists

I feel like the standard zookeeper line would be “because these are apex predators, and their presence would have an incredibly adverse effect on any ecosystem they’re introduced to”.

It almost makes me miss the first term when he had no plan

I know now, but a lot of us knew the quote long before we’d read that one.

Sounds like someone read that Discordian quotes page in the early days of the internet

My bones.

Also I checked, bones are an organ.

Tell me where

We lost the punisher to the wokerati 😭 nuuu I have to peel off my sticker, what’s next - woke truck nuts? Save me Donul