Some of that flat card stock junk mail is good for scooping up cat barf

All 5 of mine too.

Yes, good story. Where I’m from, they are more likely to stand in line for 23 cent pizzas https://nbc24.com/news/local/papa-johns-selling-23-cent-apology-pizzas

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I will grant you, that it does very much feel like that at times lol

drat. yeah, that’s a good possibility.

lol nice. fyi…you should be able to right click (or long press if on mobile) on an image and select copy and then paste it directly into the message window.

lol great catch! especially for the ladies…

That one gets a bit trickier. But, in my own experience, one can certainly change how they let things affect them.

Then remember that neither exist and do what you need to do to enjoy the present.

Only my early attempts at creating my own agents early on. But, that wasn’t sustainable because it used the API and ate up my money too lol

Hell, they probably can’t even be bothered to read the full piece of paper they distribute

For sure! I’d love to see those fuckwads get a visit from the secret service

Jesus gave birth to the bunny (immaculate conception) while he was in the cave and then the bunny went out and laid the eggs

Hopefully after wiping them from butt to nuts 🤣

I’m kind of surprised that they don’t make Jesus piñatas for Easter. They could hang it on a cross and let the kids stab it with spears until the candy comes out.

Yeah, in the Old Testament God goes on and on about his love for inhaling burnt offerings and we’re all made in his image. So…

You’re welcome! I tried to give you a toe bean action shot but it won’t let me upload a GIF 😹

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https://www.businessinsider.com/20-tip-bible-pamphlet-2015-12