Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days ago

Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

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Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days ago

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 19 days ago

Fly to Canada, use helicopters to transport all the Maple trees to the US, and trade them for eggs.

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Fly to Canada, use helicopters to transport all the Maple trees to the US, and trade them for eggs.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 19 days ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Bro- we are ALL IN on this one.

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Bro- we are ALL IN on this one.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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andrewta@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Create headlights so bright that you blind other drivers, then offer after market headlights that are better but charge extra for them to be installed

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Create headlights so bright that you blind other drivers, then offer after market headlights that are better but charge extra for them to be installed

andrewta@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind

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A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind

whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Licensing opportunities now available. Act Now.

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Licensing opportunities now available. Act Now.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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spittingimage@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Message bullets

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Message bullets

spittingimage@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

Toilet Amp: Assert your dominace over your house guests with the loudest shits and pisses they've ever heard

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Toilet Amp: Assert your dominace over your house guests with the loudest shits and pisses they've ever heard

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

Fund Immediately, don't miss this unicorn

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Fund Immediately, don't miss this unicorn

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

A team of 1000 people trained to fly anywhere at a moments notice and yell BOOOYAH!

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A team of 1000 people trained to fly anywhere at a moments notice and yell BOOOYAH!

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

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SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba

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A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba

SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 months ago

Step 1: Collect Bat Guano Step 2: Harvest for Potassium Step 3: Profit!

www.researchgate.net

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Step 1: Collect Bat Guano Step 2: Harvest for Potassium Step 3: Profit!

www.researchgate.net

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 4 months ago

Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

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Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 4 months ago

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RmDebArc_:tux:@toot.io · 4 months ago

Idea: Comedy subscription were you get the setup for free but have to pay for the punch line

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Idea: Comedy subscription were you get the setup for free but have to pay for the punch line

RmDebArc_:tux:@toot.io · 4 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

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Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 4 months ago

Dune sandworm thumpers to annoy neighbouring apartments

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Dune sandworm thumpers to annoy neighbouring apartments

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 4 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

www.theverge.com

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A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

www.theverge.com

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

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Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

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Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

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fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago

VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

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VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago

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