PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square253fedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down136
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minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·17 days agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 days agoSpock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.