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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to anyone who has ever watched Will And Grace. “Anyone who watched Will And Grace, the sitcom that revolutionized the popular depiction of homosexuality in the United States in […]
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    Like, all of it or just the first couple of seasons?

    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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      Less than 10 seconds is max allowed watch time per Abby.

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      If you watch it and it moves

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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    <Checks to see if it is The Onion, or not. >

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      With this fucking timeline I just assumed this was real

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