Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoPeople that argue that dogs are better than cats because "cats can't be trained" almost always own really poorly trained dogs.message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squarePeople that argue that dogs are better than cats because "cats can't be trained" almost always own really poorly trained dogs.Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago People literally train their cats to shit in the toilet. People that argue that point need to be forced to bare witness.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago“You can’t train a cat!” “No Chad, YOU can’t train a cat. Now come watch MY cat poop.” “…we’re just going to wait for your cat to need to poop in the litterbox?” “No. I told you. I’VE trained MY cat to shit on command…AND THEN FLUSH!”
People literally train their cats to shit in the toilet.
People that argue that point need to be forced to bare witness.
“You can’t train a cat!”
“No Chad, YOU can’t train a cat. Now come watch MY cat poop.”
“…we’re just going to wait for your cat to need to poop in the litterbox?”
“No. I told you. I’VE trained MY cat to shit on command…AND THEN FLUSH!”