• nul9o9@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.

    Lady: There isn’t.

    Kid: Check please.

    Lady: Ok… screams in terror

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      I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

      Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.