I figured since the world is suddenly being filled with weak-ass “strongmen” who do nothing but get into dick measuring contests, it was time for a nice song about it! “I’m gonna get me one better! Just you wait and see!”

Remember ol’ Khrushchev when he was ridin’ high with that sputnik satellite

He told us Yankee boys, he’s gonna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites

He said “Hey Mr. Eisenhower, watcha think of my sputnik satellite?”

Well, Ike reeled his head back

Looked him in the eye, “that’s a mighty fine satellite”

But I’ma gonna get me one better (just you wait and see)

I’ma gonna get me one better (you can’t get the best of me)

I’ma gonna get me one better (the baddest one around)

I’ma gunna get me one better (‘cause’ I got the biggest balls in town, mmhm!)