Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel.
How does the last line make it any more inappropriate than the rest?
Only things I can see are you either hate oiling the barrel or you’ve mixed up which IRA they are talking about.
The other last line.
Ahh, my mistake. It never occurred to me that the actual article continued dragging on.
It feels like they thought of “make sure the whole family is taken care of” after finishing the story and just shoved it in. It changes the tone and makes me feel validated in my opinion that reading The Onion articles just ruins the perfect headlines.