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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Dark Brandon has 70 days to do the funniest thing imaginable

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Dark Brandon has 70 days to do the funniest thing imaginable

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • DrDickHandler@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Is Lemmy full of children posting garbage?

    • YeetPics@mander.xyz
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      7 days ago

      Yea if that fits your lifestyle check out hexbear or lemmygrad! .ml is good too!

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      Listen here DrDickHandler, you need to check what sub you’re in.

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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        “Stay tonight… stay forever…” -Hugh Grant in a romcom.

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      You show up in a community called “non-credible” and then clutch your pearls when someone says something incredible. And then accuse others of being stupid?

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      You need Credible Defense, This is Non-Credible Defense, where we specialize in stupid shit-posting.

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        Speaking of, why not give them Trident II’s?

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          Something about infrastructure

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      You’re in the wrong office, this is NCD. That one is one ring in from here, follow the signs for the coffee shop.

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