• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    5 days ago

    Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you “The Emoji Movie.”

    “Guys wait, it’s not me!” (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes “OOOooo…😬”)

    (Awkward pause)

    “…I’m okay!”

    Narrator: “Comes an adventure…”

    “Guys I think Randy’s kinda sus.”

    “Why’s that?”

    (Randy farts)

    Randy: “Wasn’t me…? Hehe?”

    Narrator: “…about knowing who you can trust…”

    “One of us is an imposter , if we don’t find out who it is we’re all doomed!”

    “What are we supposed to do we don’t even have hands!”

    Narrator: “…and who’s kinda sus…”

    (Body found)

    Narrator: “Starring…Chris Pratt…”

    “Ewww…who knew we had like…one bone?”

    Narrator: “…Wanda Sykes…”

    “Gary! Are you for real right now?!”

    “I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I’M HUNGRY OKAY?!”

    Narrator: “…Dwayne The Rock Johnson…”

    “Guys…heh…come on…(smile twinkle).”

    Narrator: “Danny DeVito…”

    “It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here…IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN.”

    Narrator: “…And John Cena…”

    “You didn’t see me do anything…you didn’t see nothin!”

    “…Does that work better with hands?”

    “…yeah…”

    NARRATOR: " …As “Probably not the Imposter”…this summer…"

    AMOOGOOS