“Most animals have a sharp end and a stinky end. It pays to know the difference.”
Most. Porcupines can be a challenge.
Well I think a person biting a squirrel still counts as a squirrel bite, but does not originate at the bitey end of the squirrel. Hence ‘most’
So Sandy Cheeks has teeth at the other end too?
So that doll is accurate??“First lesson, stick em with the bitey end”
Moon Knight: “Don’t have a weapon? Throw squirrels. I do that sometimes and their expressions are priceless.”
I’m proud to inform you all that I am one of those sorry losers who has in fact been bitten by a feral squirrel. Should I do an AMA?
If you decide to do one, do it quickly before the rabies takes over.
Never underestimate a belligerent squirrel. They have hidden talents.
