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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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    Oh, it’s the onion, I ate the onion for a moment there.

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      In your defense, it is very believable.

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      Oh fuck I did too until I read your comment holy hell this timeline is the fucking worst

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