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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·22 hours ago Hopefully she reported it quickly. Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-219 hours agoI’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·19 hours ago“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 hours agoShe smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours ago“Not that much worse, mind you.”
Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
I’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
She smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
“Not that much worse, mind you.”