Can the blue states merge with Canada?
I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country
I am from a third world country and find this offensive.
I wouldn’t like being compared to that shit hole either
can’t be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr
The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn’t want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.
Lol no.
the golf of Magastan?
Ni en joda
Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice “que LA chingada”, “que cabrones”, " guey", “pendejo”, " a LA verga", “pinche” y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo…"no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano…osea no? Asi…okay Ora tu. Andale.
Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo
When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump’s new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot “Isn’t that what you voted for?”
“I hope you get what you voted for” is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.
Here in México we go by «Disfruten lo votado» which could be translated to Enjoy what was voted for or Enjoy what you voted for, depending on the context.
Trouble is, they would love that.
Gulf of Magastan.
*Golf of Magastan
They did away with the Dept of Education
Trump naming it after the “Great American sport of golfing.”
Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of “The United Canadio-Pacific People’s Magastani Republic” to a refugee from the sunken islands of “X, The Everything Florida”.
Not all of it.
California recently voted to keep slavery legal.
For prisoners, yes. If that’s all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.
But progressively more over the last decade…
Regrettably so.
Between Ivankada and Erico.
How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote…and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.
It’s the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.
I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!
Trump: “this is my daughter…”
Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.
