Decoy321

Op has been banned for this post. I’m doing my part!

I default to everyone sounding like Macho Man Randy Savage.

Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.

Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.

I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.

duck confetti

🦆🎉?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

If this starts another fuckin bean trend I’m committing mod abuse.

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

Donde es el bibliotecha?

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

2024

I’m helping!

This was, by far, the most thorough research I’ve ever seen here on LemmyShitpost. Well done!

…I don’t get it. What am I looking at here?

Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby

Have you ever modded any community? I’m not perfect, I’m a human being with a life and other responsibilities.

We’re just trying to keep this place civil enough so everyone can enjoy it. Sometimes that means taking action against people detracting from that.