They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
Trump met his imaginary China diplomats in his imaginary meeting that happened “this morning”.
Beijing is like 15 hours ahead of Washington, if meeting was “this morning”, the Chinese would be discussing with Trump at like 11 in the evening or even later. I somehow find it hard to believe China could be bothered to discuss with Trump about his dumb shit so late in the day when they could be sleeping or watching a late evening movie with family lol