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    1 day ago

    American: “Hello there!”

    Other “American”: “Hi! How are you?”

    American: “Great, and yourself?”

    Other “American”: “Good! Great weather we’re having, eh?”

    American: “What?”

    Other “American”: “What?”

    American: *eyes the other “American” suspiciously*

    Other “American”: “Aw shit, my cover is blown.” *Stabs American*