Ouch.

https://www.bonhams.com/auction/30398/lot/2/a-khorasan-silver-and-copper-inlaid-bronze-war-hammer-in-the-form-of-an-elephant-persia-11th-12th-century/

I guess you hit the enemy with the big square side, and the other side you can use as a dildo?

It’s clobbering time