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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    These people would literally crucify Jesus again if he came back, even with absolute undeniable proof that’s him.

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      even FASTER with absolute undeniable proof that’s him

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        Well yeah, he would be black and therefore clearly a member of MS13

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          Omg, how funny would it be to popularize portraits of Jesus with MS13 on his knuckles in Calibri typeface.

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        quick get rid of the evidence

        what evidence

        the evidence that we were wrong

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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          Jesus: “The fuck is a border?”. “What do you mean rich people, how could there be poor or desperate people?”. “You created projectiles that explode and kill people? I thought you torturing me was supposed to be the end of this shit?”.

          …this is hopeless, I’m going back to heaven, see none of y’all there

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            Flip them tables

        • msage@programming.dev
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          well, that stuff doesn’t exist in their mind in the first place, and their mind has nothing to do with reality

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            i think you’d be surprised by how many people believe in heaven and think they’re the only ones getting in : /

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              I would not

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                o jeez

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Relatable-ish key and peele skit

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnQGz7BdfI

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      Capitalism at work

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