TRAVERSE CITY, MI—In an effort to reach out to swing voters crucial to his reelection bid, former President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to soften his image Friday by distributing airbrushed JCPenney beauty shots of himself at a campaign rally. “Here you go, these are nice glossies of the president we took at the JCPenney Portrait […]
I didn’t bite the onion on this one, but only because it’s too TAME. Real life is much crazier than this.
If it were a realistic kind of crazy, he would have done the photo shoot in Florida with alligators, and lost a finger.
I think the JC Penney photos would actually work with swing voters. They just need a reason to not be ashamed to vote for him.
And his devotees would have cut off their own fingers in solidarity.