Explanation: The Kalends of April, 822 AUC, is the First of April, 69 AD.

None of this is correct.

This is all wrong… I expected better from you, Pug.

Everyone knows that Julius Caesar, who admired Alexander the Great very deeply, decided to rename Rome into “Gnome” in honor of the short general. It was during this time that Shakespeare wrote his masterpiece, Gnomeo and Juliet.

Unfortunately, Caesar’s plans were foiled when the barbarians from the Fire Nation attacked…