Fucking incredible. As good as everything else has been bad.
I wanna know which powerful people jones pissed off because there’s no way he’d get got this hard if it wasn’t someone with a lot of pull
You don’t mess around with Global Tetrahedron.
Why would a reputable news source like The Onion want to tarnish its good reputation by buying a website famous for being full of lies that people believe?
It funni
Huh, never thought I’d be an Infowars listener, but then I though Trump would be a two-term president. So I guess this is just a strange timeline.
I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees
It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.
I’m not sure if this goes in “The Onion” or “Not The Onion”.
I posted in another thread already, but I found it amusing seeing the same news in both. 🤣
I feel like this is the one exception where this news belongs everywhere.
I can’t tell. Is this real???
Best onion article yet.
And yes it seems true too!
NBC news and cnn have also picked this up so appears to be real yes.
Fuuuuuck I hope they hire Jones to parody himself. The irony might actually kill him.
Fuck no, dude doesn’t deserve a cent.
Ok better idea, claim that his name is an integral part of the business identity and sue him for his own name, then make AJ a character, like Bozo the clown.
Can’t wait to see what they do with it.
This is fucking hilarious. That Sandy Hook denier can get absolutely fucked.
