“Vaginas scare me!”
I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.
This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?
Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.
I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.
Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.
Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like “JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants” or “Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally”.
“Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat.”
“Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was ‘Hangry’”
First time I had to check because I was sure it WASN’T the onion.
Adding my +1 for I ate the onion
Lol came in to admit defeat, and saw a ton of comments doing the same.
Not 100% sure The Onion didn’t accidentally post something that actually happened again.
Me: God dammit. I must be slipping. I used to be able yo laugh at an obviously fake onion headline.
Comment section: I FELL FOR THE ONION HEADLINE!!!
Me: Oh good. It’s not just me.
Bruh I thought it was real.
