… black hope …

Thanks Obama

“Lexic … Lexi? She’s very attractive!”

Looks like it’s my time to shine.

Criticize fools, got it!

lol no there won’t be

Taking design cues from the flying dildo, I see.

If the judiciary didn’t exist at all, you know there would be some vigilante justice being meted out on a regular basis.

Just saying.

Online reviews are a total crapshoot even when they are written by actual people, because people are fucking idiots.

“No one else was in the room where it happens.”

They’re too busy arresting Starbucks workers.

I’m sure Pam Bondi will get right on that.

Queer up and down butt rub game?

US Marshals are under DoJ.

Arrested yesterday evening, booked, remains in custody. The charges are coming, they’re just not all put together yet.

The one I got earlier today pleaded:

My dad just lost his job and I have no money for tuition next semester. Please help me raise money so I can keep going to school! Donate anything you can to these bitcoin and litecoin addresses <3

I don’t think it’s anything more complicated than trying to scam money from people.

Hole in the ground next to a pile of wet leaves? That’s a 1/32 bath.

Yeah, let’s see you write a new autoexec.bat file with whatever text editor came on a DOS3.2 floppy that’s infected the the Stoned virus after you stupidly deleted autoexec.bat from your 386 by going to the library and checking out some books.

A litter box and some hand sanitizer in a wheelbarrow is a 1/16 bath.

Hey Roberts - go fuck yourself.

I wonder when they’ll have a conversation about firearms.