🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon wants thissh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1848arrow-down12
arrow-up1846arrow-down1imageAnon wants thissh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoSure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
minus-squareForeverComical@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoThe being taught to raid England part seems lit.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·1 month agosince I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoAlso, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoIt wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoTake her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·edit-21 month agoif you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 month ago And? If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoyou know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoI’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
minus-squareVanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIt’s an open relationship, fundie.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoMFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle Our culture is not a costume.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI need more of this show
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
It’s an open relationship, fundie.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show