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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 12 天前

Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter

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Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 12 天前

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LOS ANGELES—Stressing that it wasn’t their problem and they certainly didn’t have the time or energy to investigate further, the authors of a report released Thursday found that it was probably fine that a 5-year-old just whizzed by on a Lyft scooter. “Nobody else on the street seems to be freaking out or anything, and look, […]

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I like this one

At press time, sources confirmed the distant sounds of honking horns followed by screeching tires and a loud crash could be literally anything.
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  It’s a little dark, given that this just happened near me.
  
  https://6abc.com/post/12-year-old-girl-dies-injuries-aston-delaware-county-scooter-accident/16775179/
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At least she’s playing outside and not on her smartphone

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