WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a vengeful spirit who haunts the dream space of her victims and suffocates them in their sleep. The ruling, which overturns a 1972 decision by the […]
I’m … I’m so very tired of having to check if it’s actually Onion or not … seriously.
I guess it’s half that they’re doing a really good job at satire and half that we’ve come to expect the worst because of the absurdity of the world we live in.
Unfortunate, really. Really unfortunate.