Summary
A stowaway was discovered on a Delta flight from New York’s JFK Airport to Paris on Tuesday.
The individual bypassed the document check podium and gate agent but was screened at a TSA checkpoint, posing no security threat, according to officials.
The person was removed after the plane landed at Charles de Gaulle Airport.
Delta is investigating the breach in coordination with law enforcement, while the FBI is aware of the incident.
Details about the stowaway remain undisclosed. Passengers were briefly held on board during the investigation.
Wait, they’re supposed to be providing security? I thought it was just an aggressively proactive colon / prostate cancer data collection agency.
Sometimes I just book a flight for the rectal abuse. Hookers don’t take miles for payment.