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arrow-up1597arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·13 hours agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 hours agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 hours agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoOkay that’s actually really funny
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
Okay that’s actually really funny
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”