Very special forces.
I feel like the emphasis should be on the special.
You know, like we do for the kids on the short bus.
I’ve been wondering when Russia would take the gloves off and send in Segal. I guess after the government collapsed.
But watch out for his mortal enemy: stairs.
Waves his hands in vaguely flowey circles as a nearby enemy tank implodes
I thought it was going to be space ice.
It’s all ogre now!
Game ogre, man! Game ogre!
I love how they’ve photographed him from a very specific angle, and I can still tell he’s as fat as I am. Come on dude, we can both do the combat waddle!
They tried. I can still see it through the cosplay.
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Mr gravy seal himself
Dang, Nick Rekieta got swole.
That’s a whole different kind of “special”.
God, no, they’re already starving!