The allegories are coming out of the walls man.

Yeah.

This picture has been posted at least 3 years ago online, so even without an original source, I’m going to lean on the side that it’s not AI. Every wacky piece of art isn’t an AI trick.

The design is very human.

Don’t be paranoid. It’s okay to let your guard down. Everything will be fine. Just fine.

I look away. Tears in my eyes.

Sir, I’m afraid. I’m afraid that it will…be a while.

Added credit to title.

It will see you later.

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Attention theft is an existing term, though it’s used to describe bad practices by marketers. I suppose it’s bad that the term has had to come into existence, but it is good that it exists as a way to talk about bad practices more easily.

It’s true that it’s an imperfect measurement, but it is the closest to a useful illustration that I have.

I’m trying to avoid the whole one upping thing while just warning that if Sriracha is given an example of peak spicy, I’d caution to start slow on Korean hot foods that are labeled with extreme packaging. Not saying don’t try, but small bites to check instead of diving in.

Are you able to parse the difference between people who eat hot food because they enjoy it, and people who don’t normally eat hot food being fed extremely hot food for YouTube clicks?

Frozen tteokbokki takes slightly longer to make, but is worth a few extra minutes.

I like the Ktown Mad Spicy as a pretty consistent go-to. You can make your own and go even hotter, but of course less convenient than frozen.

You might have a high spice tolerance, I don’t know, but if you are exemplifying Sriracha as an example, I would suggest caution. Korean spicy food doesn’t play when it says things like “2x heat!” on the package.

Sriracha is about 2200SHU, the recalled noodles are 10,000SHU.

If you enjoy Korean red paste, it’s a good heat, but some people don’t quite know what they are getting into. If you’re used to eating 100k or 200k SHU stuff, go for it, but I know there’s a lot of tolerance variation from 2k to 200k people.

He can’t keep getting away with it.

You claim to be loyal to The Legion, yet you pronounce the word as “Caesar”.

Curious.