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trump dump
Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today
Homelander Moment
You don’t speak for us!
BAJA BIDEN
2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!
I’m 'chargin Malaysia.
> 2025 > Trump's inaurguation day > Liberals are crying > Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president > Obama nowhere to be found > He suddenly appears flying > "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump" > Secret services tries to stop him > He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth > "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!" > He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025 > Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly > The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill > Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them." > Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!" > They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground > They barely can hit each other now > Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles > They kill both of them with those > Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power > They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA > The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women
But when do we get to see Obama’s bankai?
It’s already too long for a greentext story.
c/Greentext but Better
it’s greentext that wasn’t written for 4chan.
what’s up with that nose?
I think it’s a character from One Piece
Finally, we have discovered Obama’s true last name!
Hydro Trump
Is that the one where he struggles to lift a small glass of water to his lips like he has hypokinesia?
It’s super effective!
