The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
YOU’RE NOT MY PARENTS
Briemelet
This is … poetry…
I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.
Just eggs cooked hard in a skillet.
an omelett, but the eggs haven’t been stirred
I find this incredibly funny, still laughing, yet I’m not sure why
I just keep imagining the faint outlines of the yolks and I burst into a fit of giggles.
Oh, ok, I thought it was the various ingredients. I zoomed in and finally figured out it was merely different shots of the same thing.
🥚
Omelette du Garbage
I heard this in Dexter’s voice.
Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.
Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!
That… Actually takes some skill to do
I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don’t feel so bad about it
The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen
It’s only missing every ingredient except Eier.
Nothing a little smoked paprika can’t fix.
Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.
And garlic salt.
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn’t mean that anyone should cook.
Nasty🤮
It’s just hard boiled eggs…not as appealing to look at but it’s fine.
Gaston makes fried eggs.
Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.
