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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon is SpongeBob

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Anon is SpongeBob

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Like one girl cock I think

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Phew I’m straight then.

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        • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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          Like one girl cock I think

          This isn’t an impossible thing to do nowadays.

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com
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      In my case, at least one

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      One more, Tim.

      One more.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

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    Fake: anon has a friend

    Gay: literally gay

  • Skanky@lemmy.world
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    In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

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    Tim is getting married at ~22?

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      Is that strange where you are from?

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        Yeah, I’d say so. At 22 the human brain isn’t even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they’d rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn’t otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.

        But I’m probably reading too much into it.

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          This reads like a 16 year old posting a pseudo intellectual argument so they can feel smart.

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            “Brain is only mature when it is no longer developing, that is, when it is stagnant and decaying”

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    deleted by creator

    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

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          Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔

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