Summary
Two Oregon men, aged 59 and 37, were found dead from exposure in Washington State’s Gifford Pinchot National Forest after failing to return from a Christmas Eve trip to search for Sasquatch.
The Skamania County Sheriff’s Office attributed their deaths to harsh weather and lack of preparedness.
A family member reported them missing early Christmas Day, prompting a three-day search involving 60 volunteers, drones, canines, and Coast Guard infrared technology.
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“Uhh, Honey? I’m just going to have a quick walk to… err… look for a Yeti.”
That explains the assless chaps. If you dont want to die from exposure, you gotta put up with the inconvienece of lowering your trousers