Mine is orzo. It’s slippery and it should grow a spine and be either pasta or rice but not both.

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      The judges would have accepted Dietalini, Bowtie-eater, Gnot Poor, Pastafarian or Many Penne.

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      Ah, yes, understanding where capitalism has produced a worse quality, minimally viable product that makes people a little sad but not enough to effect profit margins enough to change, is clearly due to class divide and not the estrangement of the general population from the products of their labor.

      Also that’s Ms. Bourgeoisie to you