And every thread about Russia talks about how “we” need to go over there and stop Putin, as if every person typing in the comments section isn’t a fat, useless chickenhawk who wouldn’t last a day in basic training.
The point of a flash mob is to be sudden and quick, not to be heard waddling closer an hour ahead of time as you drag yourself the last few eagle wing lengths from where you had to park your scooter because the accessibility ramp you voted against (it sounded like commie shit) still hasn’t been built.
We really are.
And every thread about Russia talks about how “we” need to go over there and stop Putin, as if every person typing in the comments section isn’t a fat, useless chickenhawk who wouldn’t last a day in basic training.
It takes a lot of bulk to be a flash mob on your own.
The point of a flash mob is to be sudden and quick, not to be heard waddling closer an hour ahead of time as you drag yourself the last few eagle wing lengths from where you had to park your scooter because the accessibility ramp you voted against (it sounded like commie shit) still hasn’t been built.
You’re not wrong.
“B-but I win at paintball all the time! Well, some of the time. Well, once. When Billy showed up drunk.”