Reptilian? It has clearly visible gills and fins, and looks distinctly like a fish.
I see a Sleestak. The slowest, least scary monster in all media. And this one is a monk!
not really
And medieval European books have knights fighting giant snails. Whatever could it mean?
The reptilians clearly killed off all the giant snails in Europe after the knights tried to fight them while mounted on them.
I can’t explain the rabbits though.
Can you explain dicks on trees, tho?
They don’t grow naturally like that. They’re grafted on, like a fruit tree that has apples, pears and plums. Mostly plums.
Have you never seen a penis willow before? I mean I assume you’ve heard of pussy willows.
There’s some others, like sea serpents and the Western concept of dragons as giant flying lizards. A dragon is literally the symbol of Wales (okay, a wyvern if you want to be technical about it, but whatever).
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