• boonhet@lemm.ee
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    9 days ago

    … There’s a joke in Estonian about it, but it’s a really bad one lmao

    Young woman is giving birth. The baby simply flies out, against a wall, dead. An appropriate amount of time later, she’s pregnant again and giving birth again. This time they put a nurse in front of her vagina so she can catch the baby. Unfortunately it flies out with too much power, hits the nurse in the head and they both die.

    Third time, they ask goalkeeper Mart Poom to catch the baby. He does, for a split second the baby appears OK, but then he bounces it against the ground twice and kicks it out of the window.

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      1 day ago

      Remember kiddies-- Spiking the baby is not proper procedure. But a forward pass is fine.