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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week"

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Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week"

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a contentious meeting where US President Donald Trump failed to convince Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to sign a deal giving America access to Ukraine minerals, Trump received an from Russian President Vladimir Putin with the header “What did you do for me last week?”
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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago
    1. Sucked in my gut
    2. Sucked on your toes
    3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
    4. Sucked your cock dry
    5. Sucked Zelensky’s minerals
  • Gerudo@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Noice

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    What happened to that video of trump sucking putin’s feet? Was it scrubbed from the internet?

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      It’s not the original, but here’s a 14 second clip on Daily Telegraph.

      I’m sorry.

      https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/fake-video-of-donald-trump-sucking-elon-musks-toes-broadcast-in-government-department-prompts-investigation/news-story/b8deaf1759e3a3ac9fbd37a20b2e2577

      • Bezier@suppo.fi
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        2 months ago

        Thanks, my day is ruined.

      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t recommend watching it, but I’m glad it’s not scrubbed.

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          Watch it! I dare you! A-hahahahahaha

          Seriously, c/palespirit is right. Highly NSFL

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    Turnip: … I already sent you the email yesterday, it’s full of so many details, great things!

    Immediately starts typing out the email he didn’t send

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    2 months ago

    Does Trump have a good weekly manager update template I could use? Been working a bit on one.

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