• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Kris Kringle that’s morbidly single?

    Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

    Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

    Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?