“Real men don’t put cream in their coffee.”

No, real men don’t give a shit how others drink their coffee, Stanley.

Use hardware-based security tokens.

Basically the premise of I, Robot.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

It’s manufactured attention demand. The same thing happened in November 2020.

We had a nice four year break and we’re right back at it.

Space Oddity Wellerman

I’ll need to flip on this.

Why not Zoidberg?

Why can’t the world have more of this and less of… everything else that’s going on right now?

Because if it doesn’t generate shareholder value, corps are not interested.

This is a “dummy pronoun” and I only know this because this popped up as a TIL earlier this week.

It’s what it’s.

Only if it had writing on it.

The article was interesting, and spent vastly more time discussing the practical aspects of statistical analysis; it uses a great, and relatable, real-world example to showcase how statistics can be useful, or where it can be led astray.

I said it loud too while watching it: “that shit’s over 100°C… and they’re going right in?”

Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?

You leave Jack Burton alone! We are in his debt. He showed great courage!

Because stupidity is immortal.

This prevents spring distortion by effectively creating two shorter spring segments, probably because the pen designer wanted a longer barrel and the mechanical engineer was told to “figure it out that’s why we pay you” and the truth is I have no idea it just sounds plausible enough.

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

Really? I’m getting mixed signals tbh