Here we’ve got someone with blue hair and the body mass to match, throwing shade at X while probably sitting on a throne of empty snack bags. Your neoliberal ideas are as stale as your diet, buddy.

You think you’re above it all, huh? Criticizing X from the safety of your own bubble, where your views are as bloated as your waistline. Maybe if you stopped pretending to be some moral authority on social media platforms and started dealing with your own issues, you’d see that your judgments are worth less than the calories in your next meal.

Keep enjoying this shit, where your echo chamber is as comforting as your oversized sweatpants. But remember, in the real world, your opinions are about as influential as your last attempt at a diet