I never used twitter but I deleted my account right after muskrat bought it.

Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

You’re holding it wrong!

But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.