Thank you for making my dreams come true.

$15 is a steal!

I have used Karaoke Eternal before. It does work but you need to use a laptop or something as powerful or else it just studders.

You can put a watch on it on Discogs if you’re looking for something physical, but, be prepared to wait. There were a few albums I’ve waited years on.

I was thinking of the competitor: Cogswell’s Cogs!

Training some younger people at work: “click the cog in the corner to pull up the settings”. “What’s a ‘cog’?” Some things people miss out on life when you’ve never seen a Jetsons episode.

I’m using gluetun with PIA and it works like a charm. Gluetun even has a template on their GitHub.

Any minor inconvenience:

“That’s it. I’m getting me mallet”

See these all the time, unfortunately. I just add a line in the torrent client to not download anything with that file extension.

Anything with Sir David Attenborough or Ken Burns

Now I gotta go listen to The Dead Milkmen

My cat loves pets… but he chooses when.

You have to live with a dog that doesn’t like pets / pats.

Here’s mine (sorry it took so long, I’m shy)

Just slap some toothpaste on that sucker and it’ll be good as new.

That sound the seaweed makes still haunts me to this day

I’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.

Mold. So. Much. Mold.

Where else are you supposed to put your pants?