I was thinking of the competitor: Cogswell’s Cogs!

Training some younger people at work: “click the cog in the corner to pull up the settings”. “What’s a ‘cog’?” Some things people miss out on life when you’ve never seen a Jetsons episode.

I’m using gluetun with PIA and it works like a charm. Gluetun even has a template on their GitHub.

Any minor inconvenience:

“That’s it. I’m getting me mallet”

See these all the time, unfortunately. I just add a line in the torrent client to not download anything with that file extension.

Anything with Sir David Attenborough or Ken Burns

Now I gotta go listen to The Dead Milkmen

My cat loves pets… but he chooses when.

You have to live with a dog that doesn’t like pets / pats.

Here’s mine (sorry it took so long, I’m shy)

Just slap some toothpaste on that sucker and it’ll be good as new.

That sound the seaweed makes still haunts me to this day

I’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.

Mold. So. Much. Mold.

Where else are you supposed to put your pants?

Gig-line, specifically.

I make roast beef all the time with carrots, onions, potatoes and mushrooms. Never once had the thought of adding it to a roll. Chicago’s food is something else.

I’ve probably played an uncomfortable amount of FF7 to most. During covid, I recently became single so I decided to find some like-minded discord communities to pass that time. I met someone who was streaming FF7. I hopped into the stream and kicked it off with explaining how to get a golden chocobo to reach the final red materia. We’re married now and have a dog :D

Look. I-- I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

People who make 6 figures are rich?