But don’t worry. As long as the lib is buried alongside, they still won.

And we can probably stop using their keywords. Lib can equal anything that Trump doesn’t like.

Better than killing a hundred people with the stoke of a pen.

Risk E. Rat’s Pizza and Amusement Center

Asking nicely one your first offense, they’ll definitely remove the fee. Being nice will get you far.

Last time he left Daddy Putin a message, he didn’t call back. But then Daddy Netanyahu called, and he said that he didn’t think Trump had the balls to bomb Iran. That’s why it took less than 2 weeks.

I’m not saying Krasnov is a Russian agent. But if he isn’t, he’s just an idiot with no plan. And I’m not sure half this country is ready to hear that.

If it looks like a Nazi…

The right realized a long time ago that propaganda is way more interesting to the common folk than education. I don’t know how to turn that ship back. It naturally evolved into the cult that you see today.

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You mean… LIKE THIS?

I hear they’re offering people free one-way tickets to Venezuela. Here’s how you sign up:

Don’t worry. He’ll act presidential one day. He’s right on track to be presidential by… (checks notes) 2017. Oops.

I LOVE LAMP!

The beatings will continue until moral improves!

MY kids won’t get drafted and sent to Iran…

That’s the only thing that will finally drive it home for them: When it personally affects them.

You’ve never personally met a MAGA, have you? They will warmonger so much harder if the US gets attacked. They have zero shame.

Has to check in with his boss. And that guy is busy. And only speaks Russian…